chicken nuggets
cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

in the year 2015… nobody know how to read or write. everything emoji

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

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i stand corrected